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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

On a Lighter Note.....

I received an e-mail that had some jokes associated to being married. I hope I do not offend anyone by publishing them here.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the bout begins!

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives

If u r married please ignore this message.
For everyone else: Happy Independence Day.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something a woman said.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before she finishes what she was saying.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Share em with others if you find em funny. I did.

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2 Comments:

  • people who make such jokes cant understand what marriage means, they dont know the meaning of love , understanding, compromise and humanity, and such people can never be able to respect relationships and keep them happily.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/11/2007 7:36 AM  

  • So I did offend somebody (as I thought when I was posting these jokes). By the way, I'm happily married for almost 7 years now, but I do not refrain myself from having a laugh @ what is funny. You could respect relationships and at the same time be humorous (not sarcastic). You cannot judge someone by the jokes they tell.

    PS. And the person who e-mailed me the jokes is also into a serious relationship which will soon culminate into marriage.

    By Blogger Sifar, at 4/11/2007 9:13 AM  

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